He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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