They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
