He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
