We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
COCAINE IS GR8
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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