theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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