i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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