What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
