Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
As shirtless as possible
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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