On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I didn't notice because vodka
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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