thus making me awesome and them whores
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
