So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
then he tried to convert me to islam
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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