Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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