Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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