I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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