I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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