Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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