Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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