Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You dont lie about slip and slides
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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