But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Text me some of your sweat
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