Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
tell me about the eggs
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