I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
