No subtext here. People are naked.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
