How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
