Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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