If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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