You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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