Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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