goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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