Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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