She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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