i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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