My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
operation harelip BJ is a go
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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