What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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