who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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