Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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