that's an acceptable place to lick
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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