can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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