But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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