Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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