please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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