On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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