sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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