Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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