how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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