I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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