We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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