Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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