Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
