I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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