I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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