Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
should my penis look like a turkey
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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