He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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