dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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