so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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