i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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