Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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