none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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